I Didn’t Fart, My Dog Did – Funny Unisex Hoodie

Let’s be honest: we’ve all blamed the dog. Now you can do it in advance.

This hilarious unisex tee features an innocent little pup with a halo, sitting pretty on a suspicious green cloud. Is he guilty? Absolutely not. Are you? Also absolutely not. Case closed.

Perfect for dog parents, chronic blame-shifters, and anyone who needs a solid alibi at family gatherings, road trips or crowded elevators. Soft, breathable and structured enough to look sharp while you deny everything.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Warning: may cause your dog to give you a very judgmental look.

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.